Archive for September, 2010


My mom says that when my oldest brother was a baby, she threw out every pacifier that fell out of his mouth onto the ground. With the next kid, my other older brother, she washed the pacifier and put it back in his mouth when that happened. Me, the youngest, she just picked the pacifier […]


In seventh grade I won an art award. I really don’t know why, I was terrible at art, and my language arts teacher knew it somehow. I guess she an email about it, because she told the whole class about me winning, followed with, “I don’t understand how someone with such terrible hand writing could […]