Archive for August, 2009


The other day my mother called and told me to friend my grandma on facebook. Shortly thereafter, I received this e-mail from my grandmother: Hi Lisa it is crazy I signed up for facebook to see a friend of mines daughters prom pictures on her facebook never looked at it again and now have 23 […]


I generally spell ‘unfortunately’ wrong. I always spell ‘definitely’ right.

Don’t buy fat-free popsicles just because they’re on sale. They taste gross and don’t even have jokes on them. Other gross things: prickly pear, moving in 110 degree heat, being forced to read an entire play in one night Not gross things: apple pie, friends