A couple of weeks ago I went to some sandwich shop whose name I can’t remember. The cashier asked me which school I went to, since with my high school ID I could get a discount.

“Ouch. Yeah, I go to the university.”
“Oh. I’ll bet you’re a freshman though, right?”
“Oh. Sorry.”

He then went on to explain it’s better to look young and not old, because people think he’s really old all the time and he wasn’t even 30. I felt very bad for him, because he definitely looked a lot older than 30 but perhaps he was just lying to make me feel better. At any rate, when we left he said have a good day. And I said thanks. Fucker. Except he didn’t hear the last part.


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