I bet


The other day with my mom and Keith:

Keith: Look at that cocksucker, all those fucking cows, what a jerk. Hey, freakshow, get outta the road!
Me: God DAMN that is a lot of dead cows.
My mom: LISA NICOLE! Do not say ‘G-D’, say gosh.

Sorry, Mom, next time I’ll say cocksucker or fuck.


One Response to “I bet”

  1. 1 alegnaa

    i wholeheartedly appreciate your stories. please include this and the 10 items or less one in your memoirs

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