Archive for December, 2008



I had the most insatiable desire to jump on the bed this morning. I didn’t, of course, but I bet it would’ve rocked. Maybe I’ll go sit outside and stare at some trees. Or I could make some waffles. I might also start planning world domination. Scratch that. I’m not sure what I would do […]

Yesterday, I went to Marie Callender’s for pie. I love apple pie. I went to the bathroom, and when I pushed the door open a man was standing right inside. I apologized, “Oh, I’m…sorry?” as both of our eyes drifted to the “Women” sign on the door. He said, “No, I’m sorry,” but then he […]



After a week (that feels like an eternity) of being imprisoned in Maricopa with absolutely nothing to do, I have finally obtained an internet connection. I’ve got so much nothing to share, I don’t even know where to begin. I hate Maricopa. Everything about it gives me a headache, though my mother claims the headaches […]

God, I hate finals week. It makes me feel so pathetic. I don’t study, so I mostly lay around doing nothing. Today would be the fourth day I’ve gotten out of bed after noon? I’m sick of it already and it has barely started. Maybe I should start studying, or something. It’s so gloomy and […]

My new phone is beautiful. It’s purple and that’s all that really matters. It has a really shitty camera though. My old phone had an amazing camera, and it was easy to document my day whenever I thought it was necessary. The other day Emily and I discovered a sign that needed such documentation and […]

Last night I had band practice. Everyone was really surprised when Bill Murray showed up and asked if we wanted to go do some Karaoke. Of course we said yes! Then he invited us out for some sushi, but I don’t really like sushi so I said no. Instead,I drove 25 minutes away to the […]

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I don’t know a lot about Guantanamo Bay. I’ve, of course, heard mostly bad things, as everyone has, and I read that Obama plans to close it – though he has no idea what to do with the prisoners. From what I understand though, a lot of them have done nothing wrong. One man that […]